I missed Wordless Wednesday cause I:
A. Don’t take as many pictures as I should
B. Really like to talk a lot
C. Am lazy, a recurring theme
Since I missed that funky alliterative Wednesday post I thought I’d do a Friday WTF. As in what the eff is wrong with people? Please feel free to move along to a post by someone else who talks about rainbows and unicorns and such cause today ain’t that day. Although I do hope you get a chuckle.
WTF is wrong with my co-worker who eats yogurt every day but must SCRAPE it out of the container. To the point where I have to put on earphones and think happy thoughts for fear that I may go postal. I wonder if this person thinks there is some secret chamber of plastic that will yield more yogurt! And more scraping! Another co-worker emailed me that she may just go and rip it out of his/her hands and throw it in the trash. That’s how LOUD the SCRAPING is.
WTF is going on at this pool in Massachusetts? Basically there was a dead body in this public pool for a couple of days and people just kept on swimming. They didn’t seem to notice a dead person with them. In the pool. *Shiver* How is this possible? Note to self: No swimming in public pools in Mass. Got it.
WTF is up with all this stupid rain we are having? Yes, I know other places are in droughts while I am about to build an Arc. Again I say, sorry spiders. You ain’t gonna be singing “I’m on a boat” with me as the Captain. Cockroaches, I know you’ll survive regardless. Sigh.
WTF is up with beer commercials lately? The newest one for Coors Light is just silly and also kind of makes beer drinkers look like morons. Dude tells girl they can’t have their scheduled dinner cause he’s taking the “bar exam.” But the “bar exam” is to read his beer label at a bar to see if it’s just “cold” or “super cold.” It’s really the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. And beer snobs everywhere exclaim “This is why I don’t drink Coors Light!”
WTF was Cat Deely wearing on SYTYCD last night? I’m pretty sure the only people who should wear bedazzled stick on tattoos are eight year old girls. She’s a very pretty woman and her dress was adorable but the weird stick on rainbow bird on her chest was so distracting.
And that’s it for my ranting today. I feel so much better now. Hee hee! I’m so super glad it’s Friday I can barely contain myself! Hopefully I’ll get to see the Jamoosh family on July 4th and it stays dry enough for a little beach action.
Happy 4th everyone! Be safe and have a great weekend.
Wow, WTF indeed with that pool! That is just nasty and insane.
OMG, makes me wanna check the entire public pool out before I swim. Ick! And, LOL about Cat's freaking rhinestone thing..really, WTF? My daughter liked it, though. She's 6.
too soon for me to complain about the rain… we need it in NE FL… and… *confession* – I am a yougurt container scraper =:-0
Totally agree with you about the yogurt!!! i have a super-scraper at my work too.
And that pool situation is a serious WTF!
Have a great weekend!
I swim in public pools in Mass! However, you can be darn sure that I won't be going anywhere near Fall River!
I have to confess I got stuck on the dead body in your post. WTF! Swimming with a dead body? Really?
I don't drink Coors Light because it tastes like horse urine drained through a dirty sock. The new commercials just confirmed my distaste on another level. Happy 4th!
I HATE when people scrap the yogurt cup!!! I agree about the pool….imagine if you had been swimming in it?!! Gross!!!
OMG, the pool? Seriously, you didn't see the DEAD body! That gets a triple WTF!!!!
What I don't understand about the pool story (on top of the fact that people were swimming with a dead body) is how the people she went with just left and didn't say anything! It says she collided with the kid she knew and didn't come up! WTF was he doing? I know he's 9, but still!
WTF guy who almost hit me by running a stop sign and then got out of his car to come yell at me?!?!?!! WTF YO BEECHES!
Def. chuckled! Ohh the bottomless yogurt container at my last job we had a coworker with a pudding one. Happy Friday!
I love it. Rant away. If we told it like it is more often the world would be a better place. Instead we bottle it up and then explode….makes no sense.
And in regards to the pool….I got nothing, but in regards to the yogurt person….just slap the cup out of their hands don't just remove it. Walk in there like Clint Eastwood and slap it out and keep on walking. If you hear even the slightest grumble turn around and say what? What? Is there a problem?
WTF times 100!! I'm the worst when it comes to being aggravated by coworkers. Someone is always hacking up a lung, then there's the guy that breathes as loud as Darth vader, there's the ice chewer, and last but not least, the one who doesn't want to blow their nose but rather snort it all back up their nose constantly. Really people?? Dead person in pool? I guess there were no lifeguards on duty? Have a great weekend and have fun at the midnight run!
There's a lot more to that pool story no doubt. A LOT more. Enjoyed the post though!
Yeah, why doesn't that co-worker use their tongue for more office entertainment????????????????? LOL
"cloudy" water? I am a little worried for those people and what they swim in.
Rain? Man it's summertime in Socal. We won;t see anymore rain until November…..
Not good on Falls River pool system. It sounds like they closed down 24 pools to look at them. Take more pictures B.o.B. – LOL